Don, our friend of Long Beach – CA, was enjoying his beer at home, when his 10-year old daughter told him: “Dad, you shouldn’t drink beer. Our teacher told us that alcohol affects your judgment.” When he protested and tried to explain, she just said: “See! You are already affected.” He couldn’t win the argument. Smart manipulating teacher!

This is what you tell your children to ask their teachers next time they have these stupid black-white statements: Hitler was known to detest alcohol, and never have drunk it. Churchill on the other hand was known to have alcohol in his blood 7 days a week, 24 hours a day. Who of both political leaders had the best judgment?
August/ September 2003